What would The Debra do? Or WWTDD?

In honor of Audra's Birthday:

Beautiful day today. Sun. Everywhere.

I'm hungry. People keep having birthdays and talking about food.

My cat just barfed. X. I have lots of cats.

Why doesn't Robin A. like cheese? Wish someone would bring me something.

It is so hot in here it feels like when Joseph and Maggie brush my hair and get too close.

Ginnie let me cook a stew. Lots of things can be considered stew. I like chocolate.

Today I wore something that could only be described as delicately malicious.

I like singing and plays where I get to sing. They are called musicals. Oklahoma is one.

I like the fair. Tents flap open and pigs come out.

Ned should be my cat. I am the antithesis of Susan Luci at the Ratcocks.

I abuse apostrophes.

Hannah is a goddes's.

Babies.

Tom calls I jump. High.

I wish I was Asian.